so heres a good story. about 6 hrs ago i took a bath with bruce blasting. and 6 hrs later i woke up still in my bathtub but in cold water
She uses empty wine bottles as book ends. 2 on each side. At least 8 shelves.
Judging by the grocery store, everyone stocked up on frozen pizza and beer for the blizzard. If our generation ever faces doomsday, we'll go out smiling.
so it turns out that "condoms galore" does, indeed, come up on your bank statement
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He really likes Obama...and Bill Clinton too. He said "I mean, how many presidents can say that they got head in the oval office?"
Soulmates.
Its so akward after he cums on my face. like usually the porn just ends
all of his pictures were taken on a library computer, how did you even consider fucking him?
oh but the power of the cock will take you to places you never been..i flew to hawaii once to sleep witha chick
What are the signs of a concussion? Please don't freak out.
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foreskin is a definite game changer
Who has the safety vest from this past weekend Additionally, who has the dancemaster glove?
That is romantic
Well sometimes you just gotta put your dicks and pizzas together to show you care
I woke up while eating peanut butter from a jar. I don't think I should be social today.
The power of my boobs compel you
In all the years we have had drunk sex, have we ever done it in a bed?
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