you threw up in the oven last night. i found that out after i preheated it to cook a pizza.
had to ask my 13 year old sister if she knew any dealers... she did. it's good to be home.
He walked into my room in the middle of the night, whispered something about the patriot act, and took my tv.
You tried to get me to kick my booty call out at 3am by tempting me with a trip to ihop
Seriously wondering if smoking a bowl for lunch was a bad idea.
OR THE BEST. STAY TUNED.
When I don't want to forget things I put them on my cigs.
C smoking isn't all bad
Her vagina was like a painting you can put your face in.
Hooking up with him was lovely.. but waking up in his bed the next morning and finding double stuffed oreos... I mean.... I won
Why did this happen to me why did I have to meet him if I could go back in time I never would have grabbed his dick
grandma made pot brownies .. oh god bless us everyone
That was the second worst thing to happen to my asshole.
I wanna be like, dude, I peed your bed. Like you laid in my pee. And we're not dating. You can find another fuck buddy who I'm sure won't piss on you.
It's now officially the Christmas season, so I have no shame in drinking evernog.
It's like the cookie assaulted me with being high.
Wanna go get tea? Warning: I will be high in an hour.
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