he just referred to himself as the billy mays of his frat.. heres how to order
UPDATE: In a passionate fit of self love, I brought myself to orgasm under the moon on my 7th floor balcony, ejaculating between the rungs towards the ground.
Unfortunately, I did not realize that most of it would end up on the balcony below mine.
At least you don't cum in color.
the best days in LIFE are when you realize you arent pregnant
there are seriously like six guinea pigs in my bathtub right now
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According to the transitive property, he has now had dick in his mouth.
She made me cum so hard I couldn't hear for half an hour after
I'd invite him but there's too many people who have fucked me going already
Dont tell her I prefer to have an aura of mystique surronding me and my penis.
My mom was looking at curtains for me and sent pictures and I had to be like "not the Disney princess pink and purple, more like an acid trip"
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Yeah then she waddled like a duck in silence sat down and ate the entire paper towel roll.
Should have know they were on something when he started filling a Togo container with fruit
We're following a guy carrying a door for beer pong at his place..join us when you are deemed sober enough to leave the hospital.
You should just skip the small talk from now on and instead say something like "You need to come slay the dragon, be here in 15?"
His pet bird was perched ON HIS DICK.
I think I fucked the doubts about us out of him
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