a smallpox vaccine scar is like a lower back tattoo.
Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
he gave me an orgasm. multiple times. the weird stuff he did in middle school is now irrelevant.
You would get kicked out of the study lounge for being drunk the monday of finals week
I just remembered before I gave him head I couldn't find a hair tie and he offered to hold my hair up. Maybe we were wrong.. Maybe he does have a heart.
When the cops knocked on the door, he just knocked back and announced "house keeping"
Currently in the bathroom stall of a gay bar in new haven giving myself an anti throw up pep talk
Just found out drinking 6 trays of random shots makes me wake up on a club toilet with my underwear and jeans around my ankles
Whatever. I'll just fuck him now and deal with the clingyness later.
So you drank bourbon with cough syrup?
I still had a cough. It only makes sense
I want you to get off the plane and get directly into my pants
There is resin on and IN the refrigerator. Its even on the food. My god, what happens to you?
Kyle passed out in the tub after breaking a glass and shouting, "WHAT ASSHOLE GAVE ME A GLASS?" His girlfriend gave it to him...
No I didn't say it was safe, I said it was legal. I didn't say anything about it being safe. It's not my fault if you weren't listening properly.
He sent me the milestone first dick pic this morning, it looked like a baby's fist holding a tree trunk. I'm frightened and aroused in equal measure.
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