If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
its a vaginal recession for me, ill take what i can get
Bubblewrap condoms. We can steal Ziplock's new slogan. Protection you can hear.
Now they're talking about doing whiskey shots since they're flipping the turkey over. You might need to drive me home.
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I should have but it might be too early in this fuckbuddyship to emasculate him
i've never seen someone face fit so perfectly in a toilet bowl
there are chunks of pepperoni under the sheets. can you be here in 10? breakfast in bed?
I don't know if I want to cry scream puke or go somewhere and drink more. This is such a weird emotion.
fuck it. im taking monday off to do some Jagering.
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Dude it's SB. It's a proven fact that all you need to survive on is beer, weed, chips and maybe some amphetamines
The night was crazy enough that we did a workout. Instructed by the bouncer at 2am
I AM BEING ACCOSTED BY A HUMMING BIRD
I AM IN MILD DISTRESS
She was a little thick, but we banged on the beach and fireworks went off as we finished so I think God wanted it
Just found an airplane bottle of whiskey and I didn't put it in my coffee. I think I deserve a little recognition this morning.
I think I'm dead. Also I think I stole $20 from a stripper.
You did. Then gave it to me.
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