what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
my ex just saw me in his brothers bed. fuck yes revenge feels good
I drove to Chevron at noon and the Hatian lady goes "Oh, nothing to drink yet white boy?"
Next time we're there I want drunk pics of us trying to ride the stone lions downtown. Don't even attempt to fight me on this.
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Um....sorry for hooking up with your brother last night...
Actually i take that back. You dropped the whiskey last night and broke the bottle. Were even
Did you make me take pictures of your ass last night because you fucked on some wet paint or did i dream that?
Have you ever stopped and thought "I do NOT want to be inside of this person right now. Or ever." Because you should.
My vagina loves me do-dah do-dah my vagina loves me do-dah do-dah
I picture you throwing your vagina around in the same fashion that they pass out candy at a parade.
He's under the table sobbing because he doesn't live in a taco if you ever get him this high again I will stab you
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Oh and I'm kind of in the library.
Waiting for the foreign guy who keeps staring to make his creepy move.
I'm drunk at 3:28
I'm jealous as shit at 3:34
Being pregnant feels like you have a hangover everyday.. Don't listen to what anyone says about how wonderful it is
He and I tag each other in memes all day. You could say it's getting pretty serious.
A young (I'm going to guess late middle school age) kid shouted at me from the crosswalk GAS PUMP OF SHAME! I have peaked in life.
Let’s not dwell on the negatives. I have a fat ass and suck dick well.
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