I Once took so much Ecstacy that I tried to hug a fire.
is it sad that i think every plant i pass on the highway looks like a plant from farmville?
I need a leather bustier to keep them in.
Too kinky for 11:30am. Stop that.
Graduating is kinda bittersweet. Now I'm gonna have to find another excuse to day-drink and sleep until 3pm besides "I'm in college."
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I hated hipsters before it was mainstream.
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
I'm lying on the floor in the back room praying my boss doesn't come to work today.never again
I can feel the fear and stress bubbling in my stomach. Or maybe that is the pregnancy.
Puuuub goooolf. Being trashed at 830 never felt so right
Dude what hole are you on?....and its 9:15
hole5. 2 under par. irish nachos
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my roommate made out with a guy wearing a squirrel costume, equipped with a blow up tail. time to start harvesting nuts for the winter
I have the WORST cramps EVER. I think this is gods way of saying 'you're welcome, last warning. stop being a slut.'
That was awkward , having sex with her while her husband watched via Skype. I'm a porn star or a target. Idk
I wanna hang out. The cats don't talk back.
I have nice boobs. Don't wanna deprive anyone of the experience.
You're a saint.
If I take a couple more shots I won't even know he's a Mormon that drives a motorcycle
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