They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
Great, now everyone thinks I've had giraffe semen in me
I just made this asian woman on the boardwalk that was giving 20 dollar massages upset after I asked her if a happy ending comes with it.
I'm gonna get drunk and through up on the first happy couple I see.
his dick is like his red hair, amazing but useless
Ummmm yeah ..,.. All three girlfriends I have right now are chatting with each other at the party...... I'll see you on the other side
Good to know: if a hot girls asks to go back to my place, she probably just needs to vomit all over my bathroom
Was this before, or after you took my brand new bag of shredded cheese, and "Made it rain"?
Can you fuck me on the kitchen counter at some point? I'll lysol it after
I guess she fell asleep at the strip club and the other one was crying because she had a vagina in her face. Happy 21st!
Ryan got so drunk he gave a hobo $20 and I had to zip tie him to the bed so he doesn't out stupid himself
You just said the word 'slut' out loud in your sleep and then made a moaning noise
He called me khaleesi while I rode his dick. He wins
He drove over an hour to get this shit done. I guess i win the golden vagina award tonight
I wore my lizzie mcguire socks to the bar last night. Because that's how i get all the ladiez
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