i hope my daughter doesn't end up with cankles. no guy likes cankles.
When we were fucking i started barking and growling at her.. you shoulda seen her face
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
bars should really give you discounts for bringing your own shot glass
The new google images is a smorgasbord of porn now are plans for tonight are off.
I may or may not go. send a pic of a nipple so I know how much fun you're having
Drunkenly tried to auction off Merik's pancakes at Ihop. Apparently I make a great auctioneer. Also, no one wants 30 cent pancakes.
I woke up naked with a $20 bill taped to my titty, so I must of had fun.
I'm glad your nude photos turned out "classy" but you cannot hang them in the living room.
Letting Freddy Krueger eat me out = HAPPY HALLOWEEN TO ME!!!
He's only giving you free adderall so you can focus on his dick.
Is there ever a non-asshole time to play the "I was a child prodigy" card?
I'm drunk and he's still weird.
This should be illegal
It is
I mean more illegal... I shouldn't have this
I'm fucked-out. That state of being high between fucked up and passed out.
Randomize
