she is graduated, working for the school, and puking in the bathroom of a frat house. she wants brush her hair so she doesnt "look trashy". im in love.
You tipped the bathroom lady $20 and then yelled "IT'S YOUR LUCKY DAAAAAAAY" at her.
Just tried on my bathing suit for the first time this year. Had to drink a beer to numb the pain.
Weekdays seemed more exciting when I had a drinking problem. Like I had something to look forward to at night.
I've now graduated to the level of gay where I can tell Tegan and Sara apart.
This is the first time since last march I'm gonna be going to a class for more reasons than wanting to bone the girl sitting next to me.
Her mom walked into the garage as we were smoking a kush blunt with sombreros on.
It looks like sephora exploded on his dick, so i assumed I was the second girl that gave him head that night.
i've never been that scared in my life. i ran naked into the corner and he just stood there trying to shield his boner from the light.
Did you get any pics? And I can only imagine how inferior you must have felt knowing that somewhere in that room was a guy whose penis was the length of your forearm.
What do you expect from her? Do you remember that creepy man she dated who saturated a pillowcase in his musky cologne and mailed it to her and she still slept with him.
I knew I'd like her from the moment she supported me messing around with my co-worker on my lunch break
Life's hard when you can't differentiate between retrograde and PMS
sarahs drunk and is drawing dinosaurs all over the apartment. should i stop her?
whats she drawing them with?
eyeliner
no that's ok
a reward? ill think of something
if its not drugs or food I swear to god ill throw a fit
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