Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
Do you realize that Last night you pissed in my closet and then walked to the bathroom to wash your hands?
You text me last night that you invented a new food. Cheese-less grilled cheese. Congrats, you made toast.
We need to buy some popsicles so we can remind ourselves we're good at this.
i think i can safely say that is the weirdest thing you've ever propositioned me with. so obviously my answer is yes.
Iranian Rapper, camaroonian basketball player, mexican i forget and indian doctor....this one looks the best on paper.
PS- I just ordered a two man zebra costume. Would you like to be my back end?
Why did I wake up to grapes taped my ears ?
Sorry dude, we didn't want you to hear us. Seemed like a good idea at the time.
When you have to have Siri remind you that you're on your period cuz you're so drunk you keep forgetting about tampons it might be time to call it a night.
Hey, sorry for threatening to teabag your mom to death last night
Why is it that the asexual in our group is the one that gets laid the most often??
We are all done wearing pants today
Wine through a straw in a subway cup.....classy
My new gym is popular with trophy wives. They’re talking about yachts and plastic surgery
Learn their secrets! I want to meet men with Maseratis. The meat heads and Mustangs scene is getting old
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