So I had sex with him again. He's still got it. Not chlamydia, he got rid of that.
Encyclopedia Brown and the case of the missing condom.
I hope Brown isn't a clue to its whereabouts.
Took her home last night and it was like trying to put an oyster in a slot machine. I may have drank a little too much.
i really should have bought real food rather than condoms, olives, coleslaw and beer...
After the nose/jizz incident i think our relationship can handle anything.
Mr. Clingalot just ran from our apartment. What the hell?
I started to cry afterward and mumble random things. Examples: "God, please don't make me be so gay anymore" and "my mom is going to be so proud of me for fucking a dude this time." It was that or let him stay the night and cuddle. I mean, fuck that horrible shit I'm a girl that needs her space.
Having a vagina does not stop me from believeing my balls are bigger than yours.
I look like one classy bitch running in heels through my backyard while carrying a small dog and a large bottle of booze. How am I still single?
Seems like you've kicked summer 2012 off well.
I still have way too many Frat houses to get blackout drunk at before I'm get in any type of relationship
They should really start adding the average cost of day drinking to our cost analysis sheets. Does FAFSA cover this? No. It doesn't.
Last time we had an ultimatum like that, things went very far south. I'm down, but it's your turn to wake up in a hospital.
I put xanax in the cake batter
Did you really? It all makes sense now.
I lost the back to your old name tag last night in a girls shirt. It got me a view of some titties though, I guess in some way you're still doing your brotherly deeds
It was the cape. I can't control myself when I wear a cape.
when in doubt, mount your coworker in the staff room.
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