sometimes I think that if I just met him. he would have a crazy realization and fall madly in love with me. what do you say? I'm not just another fan.
i keep myself tagged when other girls look bad/ugly so i look better
And that's when I found out that Patrick wasn't in fact down with O.P.P.
I called the bar to ask if they found my Id and credit card and they remembered me as 'the girl who signed her receipt in blood'
I now have an ENTIRE drawer of unused disposable silverware from Boston Market... and you guys said I needed to "buy" kitchen stuff
And "sexual slave/chef" was as it turns out not a real career choice...
Another Sunday, another 100 chicken nuggets
Minus the pink eye. Do I look fuckable tonight?
we found you in the kitchen at five am trying to make a vodka omelette. you said you didn't want to live in a world where your two favourite things couldn't be together.
the good news is that i vommed the last of my humanity last night.
welcome to the club.
The dorm having an ice machine is their way of inviting us to make mixed drinks.
There something liberating about walking through the dorm hallways without pants on.
I climbed up on the tank of the toilet so I could take a slo-mo vid of myself pissing into the garbage can, but the base of the toilet shattered and I had to bail.
I'm not the type to go to a guys house...in your case his boat...and sleep with them..I mean I have in the past but I'm trying to be more serious and grown up
ugh, my whole family is going ape shit over my sister's pregnancy blog. I dont get it? Anyone can get knocked up! I had rebound sex with a new york ranger last night, now that is something to fucking blog about.
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