we were dressed as cave people and he kept telling everybody i was so easy a caveman could do it.
if she leaves who will i have to secretly talk about behind thier back
Come see our sink grown plant.
I was so scared, I actually heard my grandmother's voice in my head saying if I get pregnant, then my vagina will fall off. And then I'm going to die.
We can grow old together and our livers can fail together
There is no way I'm taking advice from somone who's idea of a balanced diet consists of vodka and lemon detox juice
I feel like I have streams of color and coldness wrapping around my body.
I feel like today should be a " im going to have sex with you cause its raining and theres nothing else to do" kinda day
At one point, you closed your eyes and asked me which 'six flags' we were at
i am bringing shame upon my ancesors with my weak liver valhalla will never accept me
I woke up this morning to a lot of blurry photos of a swan i must have chased down the riverbank and a handbag full of loose haribo.
that's where you went wrong. never assume I'm adult enough to do something on my own.
You aren't truly friends with someone until you play drinking games via text at 8:30 in the morning.
We broke into the kitchen, stole cooking aprons, and wore them on the dance floor.
Stacy was in the bathroom puking, so he peed out the window. We were eight stories up.
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