if i could have babies with my dog i totally would cause i know thay would be fucking hott babies.
Might just stay in and drink cuz of the hurricane. Yea I think Wisconsin might be safe but its a good reason to drink.
I'm tired of stuffing my fat into a slutty costume. Next year let's go as homeless girls. Cute ones. In leggings with camel toe.
How do I politely say my vagina is not a chew toy and if you bite me again I will slap you?
You could say take it easy, whoa there, be gentle, anything that doesn't fully convey the horror.
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
And the cockring thing wasn't sexual.
You got me so high that I almost couldn't leave my house for a bar because there was nothing to lean against on the way there
I am sleeping in the bathtub because my bed is too soft.
So yeah he had good weed?
It's not that I even wanna fuck these guys anymore, just cuddle that's all. My conscience has never been so proud.
I LIKE NICE BOXERS OKAY!? COMBINED WITH A GLORIOUS DICK JUST MAKES THIS EVEN BETTER. WE MOVE IN TOGETHER AND THAT PIC'S GETTIN FUCKING FRAMED.
Shroomed with my best friend'a dad at his wife's surprise birthday party so you can say I have experience in the field
I hope. Last year I got lost in New Orleans and some guy named Cookie walked me home while I cried.
a large sweaty girl i dont know is sleeping in my bed. A scotish man and a small child looking dude are on the couches im on the floor sleeping and im ok with it
It seems that Coffee is the true alpha male.
I’m sorry I pressured you for dick pics.
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