I just woke up in bed with 4 girls. Either i dont remember the best night of my life or they think im gay.
I wish you wouldn't refer to your breast milk as "ammunition"
now that im off birth control, the world is a much scarier place
You were yelling in my ear let's double team her with her right next to us
Smoked a joint and chugged some pepto. Feeling a lil better... Not sure which is working..... Gonna keep doing both.....
This girl has a mullet weave. I missed oakland.
What time did you start drinking?
Maybe.
Maybe isn't a time...
I fell asleep on the air hockey table and someone turned it on, scariest shit ever when you're that fucked up
Now I can say "look me up on Pornhub."
Idk dude but he said something bout his "dick was gonna be so tan" then he jus jumped out of the car
I think your husband is breaking up with me...
My boyfriend told me that I said I wanted to "feast on her vagina"... Glad I don't remember.
They need to eat meat, go down on me the first time, every time, and know how to pull my hair. And there's a height requirement for this ride
Did you come home, throw out a ton of shoes, then leave again?
That is exactly what I did.
The air tonight was full of shame when we saw each other.
Well if u wouldn't have had sex on the front porch last night I think that could have been avoided.
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