i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
using my metrocard to split lines. it says optimism on the back. i am optimistic that you will appear at my door and help me finish all these drugs.
Let's go to weight watchers and eat in front of them.
while 90% of the female population goes to worship a fictional character tonight at midnight, I will be taking advantage of having the bars ALL TO MYSELF.
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We had sex in the ocean but the tide took our clothes away too. Its no fun walking back to the dorm wearing only a beach blanket between you.
Well I woke up with a note on me reading Dear Passed Out Girl, and ending with why I shouldn't drink so much. Damn Tequilla.
I walked into the garage and you were telling the bikes that you were not that drunk.
we used the bottom of a tampon for coke since no one had a 20 on them. My life has resisted to this.
thanks for at least making it out of the pool before you threw up
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I CAME HOME WITH MY NIPPLES PEIRCED! WE WERE CAMPING. IN THE MOUNTIANS. I DONT EVEN REMEMBER IT AT ALL.
I have fireworks and redbull; let's make heart attack inducing magic happen.
I found my hair extensions. They were in my hamper.
mhmm. we know where to go, which places have free bathrooms, how long you can be in one until its sketchy, we have this down to a science. we're like the college sophomore pregaming dream team
I just had sex in the men's bathroom of a Chinese buffet...
YOU ARE MY HERO
It's funny when you can't take a fishing boat because you fucked the captains wife
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