Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
do you have any idea why i woke up naked spooning my toaster?
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
battery dying...get laid and text me after...or during...its whatever.
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watching "look who's talking now." getting choked up at the end when they find each other at the cabin
doesn't that movie star kirstie alley and have talking dogs in it? new low...even for you
I think I explained what happened in the voicemail. But I think I might have just cried and ranted about how cool osiris shoes are
these girls were driving down the road screaming "SHOT!!" out the windows and pelting potatoes at passerby.
i got hit in the ear.
I just stood on my roof naked pouring vodka onto my garden. sweet dreams
God I hope the gutter I die in is nice. You know, for a gutter.
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Well that's the thing. He does want to take me out... To a strip club. I see this going down a very bad road but you know I'm going to go.
Is it possible to be sexually attracted to someone's hair?
I think my brain has decided it's boycotting life until it can do whatever it wants.
I made him laugh his dick is mine
Someone messaged me on POF and wished me a Happy International Women's Day. Why do I even bother anymore?
Tonight was a total waste of a shaved vagina
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