Fun fact: when I ripped off my wristband, I punched myself in the face. Rad
is it bad if i hope guys are like edward cullen and can read my mind. i could be a whore in disguise.
she burped and cried multiple times. it was like i was getting head from a baby.
I feel like Tiger Woods should send Jesse James a gift basket or something...
I left him a voicemail saying i went through with the abortion and he texts me back one thing... the bbm "phew" face. really?
No, this place just freaks me out. Like I feel like ill get pregnant just being here. And all those pregnant bellies. It's weird.
All I've been thinking about for the past 12 hours is sex and SEAWORLD
Made eye contact with his twin sister the day after he gave me a lifechanging blowjob. Do you think she knows?
Using my graduation announcement box as a table to roll a blunt on. I've official stopped giving a shit about senior year
i love it when bitches who pick on you in high school get fat. thank you facebook you have made my day.
I just twinged a muscle in my shoulder trying to hug myself. In the world of loneliness-based injuries, this is a new low for me.
Also, you fell asleep with you hand on and around my cock last night.
True life: I got so drunk that i took a shower with my clothes on at 4 am...
I just split a tacobell party box with my boss. 12 tacos. We were equals for a moment.
My vagina! What have you done to it?
Blessed it my child.
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