absolutely not. he will always be that kid that threw up a ham and cheese sandwich in fourth grade to me.
No, I'm never going to get a job bc I don't know anything about public relations except that Chris Crocker wants everyone to leave Britney alone.
And then he asked the cop "shall i shut off the lady gaga?" as he was being frisked.
I did the walk of shame to church this morning.
hooker boots and all?
Yep. People looked at me like I was the prodigal daughter returning home. Full of sins but welcome anyway.
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We have to talk through the words with friends chat so his gf won't find out
we decided to do a scavenge hunt for ourself for when we walked back to our apartments. We hid taco bell behind some bushes. I think they are still good.
I have now slept with people from more countries than Ive actually visited. Can we make this a game somehow? Like foreign fuck buddy bingo?
Found him fucking some random drunk chick in the bathrrom at the blue lep with a beer in each hand. had to give him props.
We fucked through the entire Destiny's Child album, it was a beautiful thing.
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I just want it to be said that I had sex in my Belle dress last night. Classy motherfucker.
I don't like how my gyno is telling me how to live my life.
I just spent 3 hours in the back of an unmarked police cruiser. Best. Date. Ever.
I just had sex with the Sheriff's Deputy. You should call me.
WHAT KIND OF DEALER ONLY WORKS FRI-SUN???
Ours, apparently.
The problem with adderall is that no matter what I'm doing, I feel like it was the most productive thing I've EVER done.
Did you alphabetize our spice cupboard again?
...You'll thank me later.
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