i just took a sip of diet coke and i said " as soon as it hits my lips i wanna smoke a cig." then i thought of your dick.
what, no i told him that it wasnt nessesary to put all 5 fingers in my vagina
You're the only person with a favorite bar in Disneyworld
I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
Suite mates just came in and said that we have to go to Africa. They're already packed. Didn't know you could get that high.
Dude you're alone at a bar with a woman, and you're talking about my junk?
I've reached the gravitational age where it's very hard to get my face and my boobs in the same shot without some kind of yoga involved .
So he's compensating for a really small penis. Either that or he's a drug lord.
Your topless pictures make me question reality
Just sucked some sandy dick on a boardwalk & now I'm at a family reunion hbu
Why am I sticky / covered in baby Tylonel?
if i don't get grease into my system pronto i will undoubtedly die
I'm just down here gazing up into your ivory tower of nudes
We are gonna have a bake sale and the preceded will go towards the abortion
I just poured two shots of fireball into my Rapunzel mug I love finals.
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