i'm officially boycotting relationships. hello random hook ups and treating men like meat.
she wrote "SORRY" in her vomit and left
The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
You hooked up with 4 random girls, avoided your grilfriend finding out about it, and dodged traffic on Park Ave. Can you say luck of the Irish?
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You know you're hung over when your pose in art class is lying face down on the platform
Do you know how hard it is to get cum out of a straw hat!?
The pride tent is doing free lube tastings. There is also a mechanical bull.
I wasn't so much your wingman at that point as I was the interpreter of you point at shit and mumbling to the cab driver.
That bar is one yeast infection away from total annihilation.
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And know that if I ever text "road head?" that it comes from a place of caring and not a place of heartlessness..
I woke up wearing my panties and an eyelash, soo I'd say your birthday was a success.
I woke up with Pop Rocks stuck to my ass
I just want to have sex and eat dumplings. Is that so much to ask?
Remember when you tried to talk but you could only count by 2s?
I was sitting here smiling wondering why i'm so fucking happy at work. cookie has kicked in
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