Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
You can bone my sister, but I will end our friendship if you write 'LOLERS' one more time at the end of your texts.
I've decided to sign up for a porn membership, but it's 10:30 and I'm going to wait an hour an a half because I don't want to waste a whole day of my month long membership. Fuck this economy.
well look at the bright side
maybe you can be on an episode of "I Didn't Know I Was Pregnant"
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I just showed my tits to my brother on chatroulette. Could my life get any worse?
His was the first dick to ever be in my mouth... Of course I'm going to the wedding.
I'm just high and in my robe and I would suck a dick for some pizza rolls. I can't talk about your problems right now
I had to have my mom pick me up from the party and the windows lock was on so when I went to projectile vomit out the window it wouldn't roll down and it splashed back at my face.
Hey.. Here's a thought for the evening. There's only two more sleeps until I fuck you so hard my back teeth will convulse.. Here's too Tuesday! Woohooooo
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Traded my phone for pizza, then got it back this morning....successful night
My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
As your attorney I advise you to rage rapidly
It's a little weird that I'm blowing my wingman.
Am I the only one who saw the used condom in the driveway this morning
The only thing I remember about us having sex is yelling at him to choke me.
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