Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
I just sneezed and had an orgasam..THAT turned on
Thanks for the ave Maria song you left on my phone that lasted for TEN minutes.
It was so weird. I had like an out of body experience. I heard the moaning, but I didn't know it was me.
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He is now the second fuck buddy that i have met by walking up and grinding on him. My ass is so much more productive than dating
We left live chickens on the basement slip n slide. Good luck finding your car keys
Definitely just put my car on cruise control so I could stick my head out of the sunroof while driving to taco bell.
It was pathetic and I was covered in butter
In times of desperation, never...NEVER put green apple scented hand sanitizer on your vagina.
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I'm ok. I've got the pantsless-with-dignity thing down pat
Guess whose hungry like a hippo: this bitch.
Drunk enough that you donated $50 to taco bell, because they serve a great purpose.
this is a save-me-from-tijuana-tequila-and-hoookers booty call. if i don't hear from you by 8pm i'm grabbing my passport
if i'm not back tomorrow call the embassy
Just cuz u chase vodka with sweet tea doesn't make it sweet tea vodka
Omg dude take a shower. You'll feel like god washed away all the sinful shit we did last night.
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