is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
Todays outfit involves shorts with embroidered fish. This kids gonna die.
i really wish facebook had an app for when you are looking at a chick's photo album, you could just skip to the ones where she and/or her friends are dressed like skanks
I was speaking french the whole night. Until i got arrested. Then I decided I should probably start speaking English.
either my laughing turned him on, or he wanted to shut me up. either way, i dont care. it was amazing.
He yelled IN THE FACE!! while cumming on my face.
Yo I tried to get u stoned for ur dreams by blowing weed smoke in ur face while u slept. Ur welcome.
remember, YOU ARE A WINNER
my dinner was a box of cheezits simultaneously mixed in with cocoa puffs and fried rice.
Shared a jello shot with her mom last night. then she tucked me in and took of my shoes for me
He was more tolerable with alcohol in my system. I woke up to him squeezing me and telling me how he wanted to dip me in strawberry jam.
What are you doing and how can I add sex in there
That bitch makes my crazy look like a walk in the park with cotton candy
If you don't sing 'dust in the wind' at my funeral, I'll haunt you forever
The guy whose house were at is drunkenly reading green eggs and ham to us in German
She won't let me meet her hot new boy toy just because she thinks it'll lead to us having a threesome. It's not fair. I thought we were friends...
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