somehow on my way home with matt, I ended up straddling steve on the sidewalk and polling the people walking by on whether or not we should have sex.
I know they r crazy. However porn on a big screen is an easy commitment. They come with mute, stop, fast fwd and replay buttons. if only all women came that way...
I really like him. That's why I'm having sex with someone else, so he doesnt think i'm a slut.
I woke up on a futon in some strangers house. They were eating pizza and told me everything was going to be fine.
I really hope that wasn't actually his first time. Because if my first time was anything like that I would NEVER have sex again.
he just used "boss" and "boner" in the same sentence. I cant respond.
Confirmed. Vegetarians give terrible head.
Currently putting together my outfit for this weekend, AKA a poster board that says "I'll cook you breakfast and do all your laundry, take me home." On front and back
The cat just walked up and made eye contact with me while I had sex. I'm going to have to burn the house down with him in it.
I think it was a smart move. Quickest way to get over a guy, hook up with his friends.
Update: I just threw up in between cars in the parking lot of magic kingdom.
just saw two eagle scouts making out in chic-fil-a
My moral compass kept pointing to his penis.
Nothing much. Just taking shots of tequila before I go get a bikkini wax. You?
i think we reached that point in our drunkenness where even the creeps found us intolerable
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