If i could bang her from 80ft away, I would
i was that girl throwing up in the urinal. it was a dark moment in my life.
Was I holding a cat when you saw me? Because that was the height of that party for me.
I created a photogrid for every picture he has ever sent me of his penis. Now I can see every angle at one time. THIS IS GREAT.
Post a pic on facebook and see if those same 46 girls find shitting in the bed handsome and adorable
Would it be totally inappropriate to have his frat and our sorority Teebowing our exit from the abortion clinic?
Black out Jordan is making huge strides. I didn't even pee on anyone or anything last night.
True freedom is running around a sex club in former power plant in Berlin wearing a boots, a jock
I have banged to "The Emperor's New Groove" way more than could possibly be reasonable.
i gotta stop hooking up with people just to get to their dogs
New fact of life: getting Becca high never helps any situation at all ever.
its like i get a dick upgrade with every new guy i screw, at this rate i'm scared to see my next one
I'm going to come in the middle of the night and attack you with spoons
I can't really feel a difference, so essentially I paid 60 bucks to bedazzle my vag.
We found him. He just came running out of the closet with a bruise on his face saying he has been fighting elves in Narnia for a year.
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