the level of his annoyance + every insult he makes = the closer I am to telling him im fucking his ex
my bf wants us to fuck our way into the new year.. how original..
What is soo wrong about a house of half-naked people hugging each other and laughing?
The pinata full of drugs?
Why the fuck is he under my phone as Papi Chulo?
He sent me a picture of him trying to push his cock into a Gatorade bottle. I dont know if I'm impressed it didn't fit and disgusted that he sent me something so vile.
I just realized in a weird reversed way I hustled a stripper last night
Lesson learned. Don't roleplay with a real knife.
I've started brushing my teeth at 6pm, because honestly alcohol is the only thing I consume after that
Thanks for reminding me of all the hookups my brain has been trying to suppress...
That's what friends are foooooooor!
do you think there's enough of the fabric you gave me to make a crop top for a cat?
Honestly who turns down a free blowjob?
Did we actually play with swords last night or did I dream that?
It's a family event: you have to drink. No way around it. Its the law.
The guy next to me on the bus has one hole in his jeans that has over 20 mini dicks drawn on his leg. Classic.
but like who hasn’t gotten fingered at the state fair?
Randomize
