How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
I queefed so loud it echoed.
idk if its the weather or the "im still drunk" or the morning sex i just had with my roommates gf but that was def the most enjoyable walk in the rain ever
The bar I'm at just passed out smores to everyone. I don't know what it has to do with cinco de mayo but I'm down.
Fucking plugged the shower with taquitos I just threw up.
He shit in a sock dude, you can't come back from that
you had acid sex with the barista. why is my bucket list your tuesday?
You did it first. I was merely expressing my support for you, by pressing my testicles against a window.
Its like I've been given a sexual blank check.
I told him that I wanted his dick like I wanted a jumbo hot dog. There something wrong with my priorities
I am lonely and hungry. I need a girlfriend, but I'd settle for my mom.
New discovery: your vibrator works on my balls. Technology is wonderful I love the future
Yeah, I mean I'll probably fuck him regardless but I'm trying to be a lady about it.
Oh no. Did we do a blood oath again?!
I haven't heard from him yet. He's either still asleep (which is entirely plausible..... There wasn't much sleeping happening last night) or he's robbing me blind. But I have renters insurance, so either way, I'm ok with it.
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