i just had sex. the condom broke. we're sleeping in to separate beds. And im in albany
I think they gave out some kind of ugly girl scholarship I don't know about...
it was frightening. in my opinion the only thing that should resemble a vagina is a vagina.
I just bedazzled my weight watchers points calculator. You can tell I'm gay.
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I don't know what happened to get you in this mentality. This time last year your were ass up on a hotel bathroom counter getting licked by a stranger.
there is laundry and salad ALL OVER my car, i need context
I'm in the Wal Mart stall where we found out you weren't pregnant. This is where I'm going to propose to you. I feel like that would be the most romantic
He just asked me if I wanted a ride on the "bologna pony." I never wanna have sex again...
I AM OFFERING YOU ALCOHOL AND THE CHANCE TO LET ME SAY FUCK IT TO MY RESPONSIBILITIES. HOW MANY TIMES DOES THIS HAPPEN?!
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I'm drunk at 3:28
I'm jealous as shit at 3:34
At least you didn't sleep with Ashley's uncle.
Is there evidence of another human being getting away with this/ not dying?
I can't wait to shower all this regret off of me
If people had ratings on Tinder I'd give you 5 out of 5 stars.
death, taxes, and me drunk texting you are 3 certainties in life
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