im insabelyl wasted and diont know if ill yexyed tou. call me
omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
I just found ouut you can get a DUI in a kayak. Fuck.
It's like alcoholism for beginners at my kitchen table.
So what do you think the policy is on vomit in rental cars? do I have to clean that up or is that part of the service I'm paying for?
we've called him dos banos ever since he threw up in 2 separate bathrooms with the same puke
Do you think that we can get a group discount on liver transplants? We'll be like kids again!
I wanna die of smoke inhalation. In a huge teepee. Or one of those big things kids in kindergarten have that you throw up in the air then sit inside of.
We just took back to back grav bong hits and are playing battleship. She guessed Z - 12 so weve switched board games.
They are doing the auction. One of the items in the auction is a grenade launcher.
We played Rock Paper Scissors to see who would have to go down on the other person.
Btw, how did you break into my room, and why did you decide that covering the mushrooms with a blanket was more secure than a lock on my door?
The fact that u had sex with a Disney prince blows my mind, you're my hero.
First non virgin Sunday. Bursts into flames.
If I'm not naked in the back of a cop car having sex by the end of the night, I did something wrong..
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