Got some. In a truck. I will just pee you in the morning i guess?
I don't know what you were told but i for sure didn't sleep with any one but steve's couch.
Dude i have a 6th sense for when bagel bites are ready.
You came on your own forehead. Just wanted to remind you that.
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how the hell did u puke all over the magazines... do u still want me to keep them
buying my parents vodka for Christmas is like buying a normal person socks.
I don't not like him. It's just wierd talking to him because we both know I fucked his wife.
Hey everyone. This evenings celebration will commence with a cocktail hour at genghis at 830 to be followed with an upscale dining experience at taco bell at 10. All are welcome. This is not a joke. Thank you
Just saw the guy with the plastic bag on his head riding his bike again...
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Sometimes turtles just really trip me out man
One less thong to worry about.
One less *thing! But probably that too.
What's rude is him not accepting my blowjob offer. What kind of guy denies that.
at what point last night did i get this tattoo of an anchor made of dicks?
around eleven
Any chance he has an open marriage? That penis shouldn’t be wasted on one woman. It should be shared with all womankind, or at least me. I’m too good at sex to be deprived a penis that large
I miss painting strippers for Christmas. Holidays not the same without glitter and body paint
I'll be your substitute stripper tonight.
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