the non-midget kid sent 8,000 texts in a month. the midget parents are pissed. THIS IS EPIC WHEN YOUR HIGH.
Just shot my load on a stink bug. Thought you should know.
i'm ready for this baby to gtfo so i can get coked out.
Is "blowjob enthusiast" a bad costume?
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so im sitting outside the gym eating a 20 piece nugget stoned out of my mind, convincing myself this is more productive because im so close to the treadmills.
I have to take his virginity. It's what God put me on earth for. It's my life mission.
I thought the cops would know I was on shrooms because I was 10ft tall.
Blow job bear ended up in my bed last night. She didn't live up to her costume.
URGENT INPUT I'm at a renesance fair after party and I'm 100% lined up to fuck their sword swallower OR their contortionist. Dont say both - which direction doth I roll?
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I just conveyed my whole sex life to my mom over voicemail. Anddd, I'm hammered.
Top night. Top night.
Fucking holidays. How do I have this many men who want to fuck me and none of them are available when I'm ready to blow my top?
I just want to give face wipes a shout out for being there when im too tired or high to wash my face at night
We need to get me chipped asap
He fucked my brains out then fed me cheese and peanut butter. I might be in love.
Ever been to a strip club with one stripper? I have. And she sucked.
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