We need to buy some popsicles so we can remind ourselves we're good at this.
so thats a no on the drunken crutches race 2moro
UPDATE: WE WILL BE HITTING THE BATMAN PINATA WITH A SWORD
only in a texas roadhouse would someone whistle while I was breastfeeding.
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I forgot to tell you, wear something you can puke on Saturday. We're christening this marriage with a shot of jager. NOT KIDDING.
Just stared at a tree for a solid 5 minutes because I thought a German Shepard was perched on a limb.
Yes I slept with him, he was the only one not wearing a costume. Guys with costumes are just trying to impress you.
I'm ok. I've got the pantsless-with-dignity thing down pat
Of all the things that can be stripped of me i'll be damned if it's my vanity
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Let's just say we ended up at Denny's with a strippers shoe that we had to discreetly leave at the door to the strip club this morning
Yah... You need to get here. Evan just peed off the karaoke stage.
When someone's woman crush wednesday is an ultrasound of her unborn daughter...
I can't
Why did I wake up with BYOB sharpied on my stomach
If they start to date again I refuse to help her sext him. Helping my mom sext my dad is where I draw the line.
Stacy was in the bathroom puking, so he peed out the window. We were eight stories up.
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