yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
plan parent hood is for high school, im at the abortion clinic, so college.
Dancing like a fucking crazy person to jai ho with a snow ball in her hand. Snow days make her go nuts.
well when do great stories at the expense of people's relationships become a bad thing?
Quick question... Why were there condoms frozen into ice cubes?
Playing a game in life called "how far can I make a man travel for a booty call"
It looks alright. The blow up doll is in the microwave, and she has forks in her ass
i hope this doesn't spoil anything but there are vikings and it is awesome
i just remember explaining why my socks were better than everyone elses.
Your brother's naked in the courtyard again. Just a head's up.
I was giving him a handjob in the woods and a family walked by
I need you there. I need someone to glance at when other people inevitably annoy me.
Sooo a reasonable response to someone eating my lunch is to set the place on fire right?
I went down on her on the dining room table. That should count for something.
I don't care if he's the coolest coworker, if he's living in his mom's basement at 30 you should not buy drugs from him
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