I'm playing musical beds - it's not very fun
It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
She's like a coupon for free blow jobs. No purchase necessary.
Oh yeah forgot to mention that I referred to myself as the oral sex heavyweight champion last night
officially hit rock bottom.. been yelling through the vent in my room to my little brother trying to convince him to get me water for the past two hours. i fear feeling the full effect of my hangover if i stand.
The Vegas crew is in two groups, Team Vodka and Team Fireball. There is no winner in this.
Traveling before 21 and traveling after 21 are two different things. There's a whole nother world of red white and blue weird out there
Sorrye. The bathtuv says hi. But theresno water in it. I've wanted too tell you for the longest, but nevr could
Eric and I just went in the hallway to practice our new handshake in a real life situation at live speeds. That high.
New one-upper goal: I have to shit off the side of a moving train then jump off
My mom just made me promise her that i'll care about the next guy I sleep with
I'd say "I think I gave my TA chlamydia" is an accurate way to sum up my life.
She wanted a dick pic so I sent her brett Favres dick pic then she asked why I have pictures of old men's beautiful dicks
I wrote notes to myself all over my body. "don't yell at cops again" "Cody stole your phone" "you kissed Cody" "vodka shots are bad for your liver" and "cactus pretty" WTF????
I just didn't expect to have anal in a retail store at 9 AM on a Tuesday.
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