Yeah. I woke up naked in his bed this morning and remember saying "Get a condom cuz I can't afford an abortion right now" last night. He didn't run. He's a keeper
Just saw a guy at the gas station legitimately dressed in exactly what my costume was last night. Fuck his life.
he woke me up at 3 am to ask me where my plunger, a towel, and staples were. i'm afraid to go into my bathroom.
Im in search of the perfect penis, it would be unethical for me not to test run them.
Freedom, beauty, truth, and love to all. I also probably have syphilis
Just did a drug deal on the toy aisle at walmart, Merry Christmas
You got kicked out after 30 minutes, 3 beers and 2 shots. Group record. Also you kept rubbing his belly and calling him buddha.
I take to many stalker pics of him. If he ever looks through my phone he'll never give me sex again :(
I'm a professor! I can't be caught chasing the liquor with you hooligans once the undergrads have seen my face
He's easy on the eyes, light on his feet, and rough in bed...what more could a girl ask for in a rebound?
She wasn't one for labels or anything serious really but while she was riding me she yelled marry me. It's like she fucked her self into commitment lmao she realy is a keeper bro
He said he's in to distance fucking. I thought he just mean long durations. We fucked on a towel all the way down his tile hallway accross his kitchen and into the living room
CALL ME OLD FASHIONED BUT PEE IS FOR TOILETS
I saw the president of my women in business club at the bar last night...I was gonna thank her for teaching me the business skills to create my own fake to get in... then i decided not
i have paint on my face i'm missing my earrings, there's a bag of rice in my room, and i have a purse full of monopoly pieces
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