Honestly I wish you never came into my life. I know I don't want you. But I keep trying to get you back bc of the memories
I don't see you I see the memories. All the time
He called me an ungrateful bitch because I lauged when he asked me "how do you me and a bed sound?"
Like I should be grateful for the 5 minutes I sit on top of him and stare at the wall.
I think we should start referring to bisexuals as "strays"
Mario Lopez is the poor mans Ryan Seacrest
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My boobs grew. They knew we were going to vegas.
Just realized I'm marrying a man that's never gone down on me. What happened to my priorities?
Tequila bombs in champagne seemed like a good idea at the time.
just found out they live across the street from coke dealers... rethinking the new years resolution
So coach him. No guy wants to admit being unsure of something in bed. It's a man-law or something.
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He's just so adorable. And I don't want to fuck someone who's adorable.
The funny thing is, we kinda did bring guys home cause you had a fort...
at crossfit today a guy shit his pants while deadlifting 405 lbs. coach made fun of him then congratulated him on his new personal record.
Oh hello Jordan's parents, I'm here to have sex with your son. He's in the shower? Oh great, I'll join him
Haha. I found pics last week of me getting motorboated by a girl while i was taking a shot. Hahaha in my wedding dress. Classy
You can't go around chasing people and screaming JUST LET ME LOVE YOU. We're in a public place.
There is a dude with blue hair and a samurai sword and another dude dressed as Dead Pool. I daresay standard social conventions are not applicable in this environment.
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