Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
I just saved him in my contacts as "Has 2 kids.. don't drunk text"
His parents had a bottle of captain morgan on the table for me when I went for dinner. I feel accepted
Hippo gnu deer
Dude, I think someone on your skype account may have seen me beat off. I used your computer and didnt realize you were still signed in. Please tell me no one was on...
you two really need to work out your issues. my vagina can't handle another week of your pent up frustrations.
I put an asterick after the names of people in my phone that I've fucked. Both as a form of bragging, and also so I can actually remember all their names.
But mostly the blowjob in the airport bathroom was what I was laughing at.
He told me we were going to a cabin. It's just logs and a tarp made into walls. This night can go either way at this point.
I'm just saying; the box truck will cost less then dorms or rent, and we can always crash where the party is.
i woke up inside a girl that i promised i would take on a date to Chili's
Next year for Halloween you can be the sword swallower, with a penis shaped sword.
i cant hook up i'm covered in egg rolls
Its like he got lessons from Jesus on how to use his tongue. And his dick.
It was like he was 23 all over again. Madness. I. was. so. scared.
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