i might even pee on it at walmart i am so nervous
Somehow I feel more guilty using her razor then I do having sex with her boyfriend...
lesson learned: don't narrate out loud about how a girl is giving you head while she's doing it
I was naked with an australian flag taped to my boobs. Damn internationals think they can claim everything.
He hit on a bridal shower w/ his hand on my tit the entire time. Gave his number to the mom.
I have so much shit FLYING through my head. They're all in magic carpets and everything
Well, practice makes perfect. Let's start playing Eye of the Tiger and do a blowjob training montage.
I'm going to call you, don't answer. Need to practice moaning to your answering machine again
If it involves mee putting on a bra and discontinuing my 11 am drinking my answer is a polite fuck YOU
This is America. Thomas Jefferson would have said I want some vagina.
THERE ARE SO MANY ALCOHOLS IN MY BLOOD RIGHT NOW
He's easy on the eyes, light on his feet, and rough in bed...what more could a girl ask for in a rebound?
I need to stop acting like a drunk bitch. People are going to get the right idea about me...
I figured if he was OK cheating on his gf with a guy, he'd be OK with me posting his number to m4m Craigslist Ads
I'm basically doing the Walk of Shame without the added bonus of having sex last night. That doesn't look good on anyone.
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