I fell asleep next to my cousin and woke up with my hand in her pants because i though it was lisa
I wish scraping a resin bowl could be considered cleaning.
He told me I took off my shirt, asked for the latino thunder and jumped on him. I want to question this but it sounds too much like me.
I found a big gulp cup full of vomit in my freezer, are you behind this?
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we found a loaf of bread in my bathroom i believe its yours. sorry i took a shower before we noticed so it might be soggy
remind me to get a blood sugar test this week. I'm pretty sure I'm a mojito away from diabetes.
Then you shook your fists at the sky and explained to us that losing a sneeze is like losing an orgasm
you're right. i am beautiful. like a May day. frolicking in a meadow of wildflowers. platinum in one hand. pipe in the other. that kind of beautiful.
only i would grind with someone to harp music at a gay wedding
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He was just lying in his underwear like a present. I had to unwrap it.
She mentions her boyfriend one more time, I'm taking her home and breaking that shit up.
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
I shouldn't have to tell you to stop throwing knives at me.
Like I just wanted some midlife crisis fun, not drama as big as his dick.
I hate her so much I want to fuck her boyfriend.
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