Also, I once came to the conclusion after this one boy, that her pleasure condoms are a college boys version of flowers
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
I can trace it back to that drunken night where we peed on each other in the shower.
Just finished putting caution tape around the tv. Sober me needs to prepare.
No. And Marissa said shitting in the handicap bathroom at work does not get you into the club. You have to shit yourself. She said.
I refrained from asking a guy what he spilled on his dick because it smelled good. Morals.
It's called being normal.
WAIT DID YOU MAIL ME A KITTEN
We could all 3 jump out of a cake in just tophats. A true marble cake.
Pretending to be completely fried so the odd girl next to me doesnt suspect im simply staring at her.
I will refer to it as the penis of glory... he fucked me for 3 and a half hours - and all he needed was a 5 minute power nap in the middle (which he took WHILE INSIDE ME). I plan on staying with him forever
Most girls get hit on with a $7.00 drink. You get hit on with a $750K plane.
Also, my aunt grabbed my phone and downloaded the scriptures. Apparently I need Jesus.
I've got to stop fucking tourists. If Chicagos piazza is anything like their dicks. I'm moving.
He said that he made a girl squirt to the ceiling and I got curious
So you're at your daughter's volleyball game looking at dicks online? That's amazing.
No, I was picking her up from volleyball and sitting in my car looking at dicks.
Randomize
