doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
You act like I was drinking alone...I had the entire Verizon network with me
You need Jesus. Or a midol and a snickers. Whichever.
she tried giving me head in the pool. it was more entertaining than pleasurable
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Yeah but the gay hasidics turned out to actually just be real gay hasidics
Hey thanks again for rolling me that blunt necklace. It was amazing.
we found her in my closet eating a clove of garlic.
Woke up to the sound of my own moans coming from the tv....evidently it was videotaped.
in fingerprint form on my ass. Seriously not cool. \ni bruiiiseeee like a delicate fruiiiitttt. Heeeaaarrr the rythymmm
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hey, this is the ginger girl from the party...i've thought about it and I wanna join the american girl drinking team
Why were you staring at her like that over breakfast?
Because I was eating with a spoon to remind her that she threw up on my hand while she was MAKING me spoon with her after our drunk sex. She got it. Don't worry.
I don't want to sleep with anyone. I just want a burrito
You called your ex, and talked to her for an hour about how you miss her, came back inside and asked the girl with the biggest tits if you could take a pic with your face in them and sent her the picture.
and please, if you feel the urge to call me crying tomorrow night, do so. i will be home bored and sober.
The cl.oudds are foaming a really big pen.Is OMG.
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