What are we going to do tonight?
What we try to do every night. Take over the world
He still wants to giggity, regardless of his girlfriend. So...I guess I'm happy again.
i was puking in the toilet, he walked in and to talk to me and started puking in the sink.. Could this be my perfect man??
I wish they had nachos that got you drunk
Sex should be hot, sweaty, messy, and a little painful. At no point should it involve tiny rocks
Now all we have to do is pretend we haven't seen each other naked. Work tomorrow is going to be FUN.
The hypnotist is here. He has a black eye and smells like tequila.
She tried to beat him up using a half gallon of Bacardi, instead she got tangled in Kayla's hanging bra and broke a lamp. She can party with us anytime.
Debating whether the Plan B I had this morning would go under breakfast or lunch in my food log.
Her roommate was talking on her cell when I came out of the bedroom and I definitely heard her describe how shitty and terrified I looked. Awesome.
Lets just put it this way. Im meeting his nana after a mind blowing orgasm.
We kinda got asked to leave the strip club and on the way out, you fell again. When you finally got up we got a standing ovation from the girls behind the bar and you took a bow. It was awesome.
New drinking game, drink every time Rhianna says "Work" in her new song.
I gave myself a charlie horse masturbating this morning. I feel like that really set the tone for the day.
I was just at the gas station and happened to look left and see a girl blowing some guy. How was your night?
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