TYLER... glimpse of last night: leather chaps, guacamole dip, a jump rope, spray paint, and rhinestone studded pajamas.
i think you have the wrong number... but your story sounds delightful.
can a staight man not wear seersucker in this town?
Some 6 yr old girl just got on my plane in St. Louis. She was wearing an I Love Canada shirt. She eyed the seat next to me and I stared her straight in the eyes and shook my head. Fuck her. Fuck canada.
My vag should have a twitter account. It would be like "destroyed another condom today".
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We were driving to the party as he was giving me key bumps.. That's what I call team work
Why does it always end up with me crying in my car.
Be prepared to possibly be invited to a fancy strip club breakfast on Friday and be prepared to say yes.
Every single person in dollar tree stares at you if you are buying a pregnancy test and wearing a charlie brown costume. Just FYI.
I think we need to have a day of drinking in classes. I know we don't share any, but sacrifices need to be made.
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Probably TMI here but I just rubbed one out while listening to thunderstruck, almost ripped my dick off.
New low. I just threw up in the shower at 4pm. Nothing like leaving behind my 20s with class.
like don't tell me my baby smooth vag offended you
What I'm doing now is like me taking a bagel, dropping it butter side down, leaving it for six years, picking it back up, and trying to fuck it
I'm still not 100% sure who I'm sleeping with
as a self proclaimed hoe im ok with a lotta things but that is not fucking one of them
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