I have a client coming in and there's a note that says she wants her hair to like Elisabeth Hasselback's from the view
that's Oklahoma for you
my mom just informed me that i masturbate loudly
he recorded me cumming with the t-pain app on his iphone
Sam from lord of the rings is 10 yards away from me, i am creaming myself.
Boxed wine mondays was one of our finer ideas
you kept looking at stripers and saying " Go to College"
just saw a guy snowshoeing to the liqour store
was it you?
...yes
For sure shouldn't do homework after beers and joints. Just cited like 3 sentences at the end with (History, 2013)
At tuba camp, the pickings are slim. It's like being the tallest midget.
You're right, I'd say my real all time low was when I let that fifteen-year-old feel my boob.
No, and she still hasn't answered me...I get a whole series of text messages about Guatemalan anal bleaching but no fucking answer to my question.
I need to calm my uterus...
There's a potato with a bite taken out of it in the kitchen
Don't make me do math I'm drunk and full of chicken
Went to my bottom drawer for my stash , gone just a note says thanks sucker love dad
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