Why can't we have signs that automatically flash on our foreheads that say not interested when gross ugly guys come around, like those glasses that get dark when the sun comes out?
I think i just called up my ex and talked to her for 20 minutes about frogs and how happy i am to be wearing shorts
He has jerked off in so many socks I am surprised he doesn't have athletes dick
Cleveland boys shit in their own pumpkins in their own living room. Got pictures to prove it.
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I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
well i just had my first "when i graduated college she was 12" morning
Oh so it was one of those "I shouldn't have gotten in a cab with a random 21 year old girl" kinda nights.
it's 8 a.m. and there are people having sex at the foot of the strangers bed i'm in. the guy just asked the girl how she lost her baby weight so fast.
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sold 4 oz of weed today pantsless. man i love college.
I would feel bad sleeping with her unless all of her personalities were on board with it.
He started making out with my boobs. I didn't know whether to be proud of my boobs or ashamed of my mouth.
How many hotdogs are you going to eat today?
THE LIMIT DOES NOT EXIST.
Okay so I just had a really great idea
no.
The 666th photo in my phone is of him and if that's not a sign that he's secretly the Antichrist, idk what is. Also, bring more rum.
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