Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
It's like sleeping with someone you met at a karaoke bar. It's never okay.
you kept calling numbers in ur phone book and saying, "I love your show, I'm a long time listener, first time caller."
I just mistook a monk for someone with the newest colored snuggie.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
the dude from the bar called to tell his mom about me immediately after we finished PLEASE COME GET ME
I just bedazzled my weight watchers points calculator. You can tell I'm gay.
Would you be offended if I asked you to smoke a blunt with me while I pooped?
Jared is "trying to bite a strangers hat off" drunk. Oh, and that stranger is a girl at a table of 5 guys, one girl.
Like fighting the continuous urge to sing Neil diamond "coming to America" kinda fucked up right now
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Just saw an all male dolphin threesome from underwater viewing
I think I just pulled an onion peel off my boob from sleeping on their kitchen floor
So... remember when you threw an orange in the closet when we were 16 to make wine? Just found it. Not wine.
Something about finishing sexting a guy and him going "well. I have to get ready for Passover now" really makes me rethink my life choices
Is it normal for a guy to send you a dick pic along with “He misses you”
It was like Lady and the Tramp, but just tramp and the tramp. And instead of spaghetti and meatballs, we had whiskey and cups
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