oh good, I think they're gone
the painters?
my herpes
i have a dinosaur tramp stamp
you were smoking 3 cigarettes at once saying 'cancer isn't real! Its all in your head!'
It totally doesn't make me a groupie if I hooked up with him before he was in the Olympics
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You kept referring to your penis as "this guy."
Dude give me 4 good reasons we shouldn't trade girlfriends tonight
....I found a picture of what appears to be the underneath side of the barstool (taken from the floor) and to top that, 9 pictures of the ceiling. Also, did I mention there's a picture with us posing with a pregnant lady at the bar?! WELP
We're sitting in his room writing songs about America. There's a verse about a dead dog. There's tequila everywhere.
It's a low moment when you're looking at your girlfriends tits on your daughter's phone..
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I walked by the two of them and mouthed "fuck me" based on there reaction I think they just came in their pants
why does CNN give a flying $@*# about the royal baby so, so much?
i hope they name him Joffrey
Eating a TV dinner and watching Goosebumps on Netflix, the sad, sad title of my autobiography.
Sorry for face planting onto the table with all our alcohol on it
I sent a picture of my balls to one of my best friends, so basically it was an average night.
Also, I just opened Google to find the lyrics to California Gurls. Karaoke night did us dirty.
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