Evryone should know as good ramen noodle cooked in beer sounds... its not
it hurts more in the daytime
Vanessa Carlton's songs would be so much better if she was pretty
Operation liquormelon is in full effect. We may die tonight.
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No, the responsible one does not yell out "lets go to iHop" at 5 in the morning to a bunch of drunk people with munchies.
You bought champagne and told everyone it was because I'd just found out I was pregnant. How exactly is that being a good wingman?
At my place... I'm gonna be honest though stonewall Jackson is not going to be able to rally the troops. Too many shots of tequila
The wizard has you scheduled for a 6am sex breakfast
I'm so there
its not like i called off work either time for the purpose of tripping, it was more like well, i have nothing to do now today, there is acid and im only human.. but twice
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Wearing the same clothes for three days in a row and eating an entire two pound bag of jelly beans really has a way of making a person rethink their life...
I've learned life lessons in Vegas. Mostly, drugs are cheaper than alcohol.
Apparently I give handjobs in my sleep. So that's interesting.
I'm slowly starting to accept that you have to be a sociopath to be attracted to me
The reason why I poison my organs is so that you guys can't sell them.
There is no rule that you can't be in a room with more than one dick that's been inside you.
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