Did yall have sex?
Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?
Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen
I bet there is no greater pleasure in life than pistol whipping people.
Anal.
I totes stole your whore crown.
With great power comes great responsibility.
My dick has been asking about u. He said he didn't do anything wrong n I'm a dumbass
Just paid for that girls abortion on my dad's black card. I feel like P-Diddy.
plan parent hood is for high school, im at the abortion clinic, so college.
She's legit crying about wanting more sex. Holy shit.
Aw lol. Sounds like my masturbation injury last year
Dude. I knoww what ur thinking. Yes, your hand hurts. It's because you fell through a window. If and when you wake up, go to the hospital.
I'm sorry for gagging during our first time having sex
I was drunk
Please answer
should I tell them that both of them had sex with me last Saturday? it might be a relationship builder type of thing you know?
I promised him we could have sex if he would let me take him to the hospital to get stitches.
Still stoned. I like your bong. It can stay. No others, though.
Started mixing booze directly into the 2 liters and carrying them around. Mixing less often, and now kind of weightlifting,so double effecient.
Someone keeps hanging up bible verse posters in the bathroom stall I masturbate in at work.
Randomize
