I guess calling a coworker a lesbian sea cow is some kind of violation.
it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
I didn't know people actually cried after sex.
i love being in ibiza. their hotels are much more receptive to walking around naked in the lobby than our american ones.
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How do you get a black eye playing beer pong??
They ran through the sprinklers in front of campus police, shirtless. Singing "love is a battlefield"
I dunno. The only plans I have for sure after finals are smoking a bowl and eating a 5 pound gummy bear. btw I bought a 5 pound gummy bear
omg he is no good in bed, bless his little heart and his big dick
Guess who was PASSED OUT ON A BMW. I shit you not
Stop it right now
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He was awful. Hubby's was apparently epic. I suck at swinging.
My mom just walked in on me naked taking a shit and packing a bowl...the only comment she makes is, she wants her Tupperware back after my pot's out of it. Best mom ever.
If I die here, tell my vagina and my cats that I'm sorry.
Not sure how but he broke three of his fingers while giving a blowjob. How does someone that accident prone survive to adulthood?
He's a douche. But I like the way he chokes me.
we found her on the beach half naked talking to a palm tree
Which half?
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