I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
Suite mates just came in and said that we have to go to Africa. They're already packed. Didn't know you could get that high.
how do i word it so it doesnt sound like im asking him if he has ever been in jail.
Weird we were more concerned with sharing our germs than tag teaming the blow job?
Side note: THE ORIGINAL LION KING IS COMING THE MOVIES AGAIN--3D STYLE. We need to find shrooms.
This must be what defeat feels like to Tom Brady today. I bet he wishes he could barf up all of his bad decisions from yesterday, too.
OH BABY IM HERE AND IN A BLANKET FORT
COME TO THE BLANKET FORT
Also. This Ativan makes me feel fearless. I think we need an exciting new hobby for when we take it. How do you feel about ghost hunting?
Blocking me on Facebook doesn't change the fact that you've had my penis in my mouth. So there's that.
I'm hungry, horney and thirsty. Pick two you want to help out with.(please pick horney)
Not gonna lie: had to look up how to spell fellatio. Not sure I spelled it right even now. Looks like a Shakespearean character. ENTER FELLATIO, SOLILOQUIZING.
Everyone should just give me a copy of their keys. I take your dog out and I bring beer.
That was the best shit ever it was like an exorcism for my colon
Don't do tequila. The Devil himself spits into shot glasses and we call it tequila. You will do bad things.
Since moving to the suburbs, all I do is fuck my ex and watch cartoons. It's not so bad.
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