This girl added me on fb and has all these pics of her kissing her little brother saying i will love you forever. I'm creeped out.
maybe it's her son
thats not any better.
No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
i want to have as much fun as i did last weekend. but plus the condom and minus the fear.
Being a slut is okay if you're being a polite slut, right?
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At victory brunch. Have a decent story. Im now eskimo brother with the duke mens basketball teams from 2002 to 2008 and obamas right hand man
you just kept yelling "siddle that plaza" til the cab driver said it back...
your drunk ass trust falled a guy double fisting bud limes and as a result your head bounced off the patio table. So that might explain the stitches on the back of your head.
After you bought Jesus' name tag off him at the Mexican restaurant you commenced to stumbling around the lobby showing anybody who would listen what would Jesus do.
Stop giving me tequila.
i woke up this morning and saw her in my bed and i said to myself, I think I might have a drinking problem.
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We swapped clothes. He left in a v-neck and I left in a tuxedo. Classiest walk of shame or the gayest?
I have nothing to say for myself. When 2chainz comes on at the bar all bets are off.
Soooo you know how I said I was trying to be a rational adult? Well that led to me fucking a rational adult today.
How the fuck did he think me asking about the possibility of a threesome was a rhetorical question?
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I'm reading fall out boy fanfic. What has my life come to.
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