my friend just told me "I dunno what u r doing but keep doing it cuz it makes u look fabulous"
LOL that's cool. Guess u r gonna have to keep doing me
How can something that makes you feel so good one day make you feel so bad the next?
Alcohol?
Sex with a fat chick.
i love my job...i have craft hour at my desk w twizzlers
can u grab me a application
woke up to find a pram in the balcony. first thing we did was look over the edge!
i have one hour to talk myself into enjoying giving him a blow job when i get home
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
he drunkenly pissed himself on the deck, in the bathroom, and on my couch within the span of an hour
its like an avodart commercial...maybe he has a growing problem
you were eating the carrots out of my guinea pig's cage and saying that you needed them more than they ever would.
I've never seen a kid turn down a sure thing for a possible handy by a freshmen. You need to re-evaluate.
hungover subway ride filled with german tourists and a mariachi band. too early. too fuckin early
Been home for 3 days and already spiked coffee with Kahlua. Only 106 till we go back to school
I totally just somersaulted to the bathroom to avoid moving out of my fetal position
I don't know if I should be concerned or impressed.
I've thrown up in front of nearly every customer we've had today.
btw my frat has a search out for you. the "girl who threw up in the middle of the party" but it was on some fat girls. so thank you.
Kinda awkward to hear your aunt complain about loose women when you're in town to be a stunt dick for a swingers convention. Just sayin.
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